I think I’ve seen @Owen_Egerton ‘s manhood as much as I’ve seen my own.
There are basically three types of pictures on my phone, cats, BBQ, and @MasterPancake
So, I like Christmas. I like cats. I present: christmascats.tv !
It’s drinking weather in Austin today.
I’m at Casa de Evil (Round Rock, TX) 4sq.com/1ceIhYK
I’m pretty sure I could get Ron Burgundy to host my company’s Christmas Party.
I’m a pretty, pretty princess. http://t.co/mJfWI7zSjh
look at this thing it’s like Deathproof. http://t.co/Ncck6emsKq